Experience the worst magic show ever

Forget polished Vegas acts.

This is pure unfiltered magic where anything can (and more than likely will) go to absolute shit.

Check out my showreel below to see what other unsatisfied customers said.

TERRIBLE SERVICES

Magician’s roulette wheel playing cards for a comedy magic show

STROLLING SHIT MAGIC

2 HOURS OF STROLLING CLOSE UP SHIT MAGIC THAT WILL BEWILDER AND DISGUST YOUR GUESTS.

EVENTS, WEDDINGS, FUNERALS, WHATEVER YOU WANT REALLY, I WILL BRING MY OWN SANDWICHES SO YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO FEED ME.

A broken laptop with a shattered screen and a damaged keyboard on a wooden surface.

VIRTUAL SHIT SHOW

I CAN HOST A 45 MINUTE VIRTUAL ZOOM MAGIC SHOW FOR YOU AND YOUR STAFF THAT ARE SO DONE WITH WORKING AT YOUR SHIT COMPANY.

IT’S CHEAPER THAN PIZZA.

Empty theater stage with damaged curtains and scattered debris, including broken furniture and chairs, in a rundown venue.

SHIT STAGE SHOW

NEED A STAGE SHOW FOR YOUR WORK EVENT?

BIGGER STAGE MEANS BIGGER FUCK UPS THAN THE CLOSE UP SHOW.

about me

My name is Chris Craig, I am a magician based in Ireland.

I like toasted cheese sandwiches, magic tricks and drawing cartoons.

There’s me when I was like 8 years old after recieving my first magic set.

My sleight of hand hasn’t improved since I was a chubby 8-year-old, so if that’s the level of skill you’re after for your evening’s entertainment, I’m your guy.

I can cater to a whole variety of events once you are ok with me shoving things up my nose and pulling things out of my eyeballs all in the name of entertainment.

Irish Magician Chris Craig as a child with his magic set

come talk shit with me before booking if you want

ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR A QUICK CHAT ON ZOOM OR A PHONE CALL

OR JUST DM MY INSTAGRAM